By now all Kossacks have read about the cowardly, craven terrorists:
ISIL “claimed responsibility for the attack outside the Prophet Mohammed cartoon contest in Garland, Texas
In late breaking news, the FBI has uncovered a plot exclusively launched where it will hurt the most: Texas. FBI Spokesperson Robert Gibson said:
"We have verified, reliable information from contacts inside the Governors mansion that ISIL is preparing to hold numerous reenactments of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ in several sites simultaneously, replete with a Muslim actor portraying Roman Pontius Pilate and an unknown Muslim woman without a Burka portraying Mary Magdalena.
AS WILL OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST BE PLAYED BY A WOMAN.
My bold for emphasis.
Gibson also stated
"This is the most prepared and practiced Jihadist plot to date and we will rely on Governor Abbot and his Texas State Guard to protect the citizens while using US Navy Seals and commandos to pose as ticket vendors at those sites of the reenactments. America WILL be safe from stupid and unnecessary acts of religiously motivated terror."
Sure sounds like they'll be ready. But this thing is getting serious, now.
8:28 AM PT: President Obama just addressed the nation in his briefest statement to date:
"If I didn't have such high regard for the Hispanic Culture and citizens of that nation, I would use my executive authority to return Texas to Mexico backdating it to 1870."
He then walked away from the podium shaking his head. Reporters were nodding in agreement.